Hello! Chat about whatever u want im nice... LGBTQAIP

So Live and Love and Die

pluteum:

do not date people like me…i will take you to art museums and laugh at all of the private parts on the white marble statues

(Source: lamegrownup)

dogsenthusiast:

in me mums uterus…… womb womb

heteroh:

"your lips look so chapped"

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spoof:

there should be a dating website called ebae

(Source: despute)

kawaiigod:

i swiped my card at mcdonalds like please GOD! if youre real let this transaction approve and it did and i was like well i need more proof thanks though

(Source: zootedboy)

condom:

trust:

i want $23,000 and someone to kiss me

I want the $23,000, hold the kisses

❝Stop calling me “someone’s daughter”.
I’m someone.
That should be enough reason not to hurt me.❞
DTHM.